Thursday, March 12, 2009

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Soho state of mind

A oday in section spots of the week and prepare for the weekend ahead rather beautiful, I propose a
aprem a small Soho .

1/Descendez to the Prince Street station lines (yellow) N, Q, R and W or Spring Street line (green) 6 to find yourself in the heart of Soho

2 / Do a first stop shopping at Club Monaco (clothes man and woman) that I recommend especially for its cuts fit perfectly (and not XXL), lines casual / chic and affordable

3 / Discover then Sabon (on Prince St at Wooster St corner), the Israeli brand of natural body care products (among other care moisturizers, scrubs and soaps) which I find very cocoon.
Do not miss out on the experience of ultrasensorielle to wash their hands in the shop to test care body scrubs and scents of your choice

4 / In the streets, admire the expertise deco-hallucinatory New Yorkers ...

5 / Take a lunch break in one of my favorite restaurants in the area: the Lucky Strike restaurant (located at the corner Grand and West Broadway) or you could cross stars (yes, AC happened to me .. Claire Danes, Juliet in "Romeo and Juliet")

6 / full stomach, walk away singularities discover the signs of West Broadway

7 / Can think your skin is pampered and Stop by Jurlique , the Dutch brand of cosmetics entirely organic (yes I am resolutely increasingly orientated towards the bio ... we'll talk)

8 / Finally finish your walk with the Apple Store or you can buy iPods starting at $ 40 (the shuffle), or check your emails!

Monday, March 9, 2009

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Union Square countdown

u A detour for a short walk to Union Square next to home me, I tried to capture the famous countdown below, and I do not know if you all know what it represents, but I'm curious to know what you think!
Warning: not allowed to cheat, the aim is to compare our imaginations!

On your keyboard, the game is open!

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Blogueur ou bosseur?

B ello everybody! So to make you forget that Monday is Monday, I've unearthed a site that has lots of humor: The news in potatoes of Martin Vidberg . And as I think the picture of the day was very funny, so I allowed myself to copy and paste, since the author allows it, and I strongly encourage you to visit her blog!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

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superficialis



A year ago, my friend Anthony tells me about his plan to make himself a tattoo machine modeled on those built since the second half of the twentieth century in prison. The mechanism is simple: a motor razor or walkman, which are attached a pen and a needle changed each time. This semi-professional equipment is obviously sterile and disposable.
Anthony, in collaboration with Karin, mounted the superficial Club, Club Nova Tattooed hoodlum and precisely defined so encyclopedic their project or manifest (see No. 1 entryism Magazine). They even speak of it published in Wikipedia. Anthony was first tattooed right thigh in draft mode, and since these are the friends who went there. And I was number 5!
"No return! Superficialis = spontaneous act!" Karin announces at the outset.
A tattoo is for a brand inked superficial affection, a memory, the trace of an era ...
My time has come for a drink in which Anthony W. launched "and if we all did a tattoo?" Ok, here we go! Anthony prepares his machine cleans the place, in the meantime I think a few moments to what I'm going to get inked. And why would not a cross? Calvary thugs revisited in "Buddies of Calvary." There are people in life that one will support until the end, whether in their galleys or in their wildest dreams and somehow helps them carry their own cross, as Christ was do. The stereo played "Rumble" by Link Wray. It is a fairly cinematic moment. I drew the pattern on the left thigh, one last puff and sit for me stung. The needle goes much deeper than a basic tattoo. And do not draw the direct line, is more a sudden. W does not care about my mouth and told dirty jokes, it keeps me to draw a face. I watch the needle chiseling the skin, blood and ink form a crust that goes well with the symbolism of the cross.
The "Calvaire des Copains" is also a tribute to those black jackets as Johnny de Montreuil, once these thugs who sowed terror in Paris and also practiced the art of tattooing. I've always been intrigued by the thugs and their tattoos to the hard facts in prison: doe eye, teardrop, flower, first of chick, calvary thugs ... When you're a kid, old teach you to be afraid of marginality. And these assholes be tattooed fuck it with both feet into the club of marginals. Moreover, in the lounge of the mythical old school tattoos, the Sailor Jerry, a sign posted indicating the customer "The main reason for not getting a tattoo." And among the "Your mother will kill you", there is especially "Due to being tattooed, you will be ranked among the" barbarians "(And the Supreme Court of the State of New York says !). Barbarian? Ok, it works!

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Le pire de la vente forcee made in USA


oup C mouth of the day: the forced sale in the United States or the art of make you sign for a loan of $ 10,000 on a Sunday morning you would prefer to pass under the duvet.

I am seeing with my namoure WE, WE, which looks very nice since I had "won". Pshaw yes, but it would have been too good to be true, especially a few weeks of my departure!

So what exactly is the concept of forced sale Made in USA?
1 / is receiving a phone call telling you that you have been selected for a weekend "free" as a client of the Wyndham Hotels chain (I was a client during my monthly travel to Chicago )
2 / This is what WE go "free" in a Budget Inn (low cost hotel) region of the Poconos (more palm can find it, I'll warrant)
3 / It pays to have $ 150 of "caution" which will reimburse cash after a short presentation of the offer for which we have been SELECTED
- good up there, eh still happening, because we will reimburse the 2 nights hotel, and we still won a weekend away from Manhattan, it makes no trouble from time to time
4 / (And that's where it gets complicated), is being forced to attend 1:30 presentation (instead of 1 hour) on the system shares of vacation (you pay to get points for renting the villa or you want to go in the world)
5 / This is where you explain that you are not interested to get involved SPEND $ 10.00 on the field you hear that this is not an acceptable answer (it is the first time in my life that someone selling me a product does not want me to say "no")
6 / It is to be obliged to give the name of a contact SOMEBODY to make him live the same blackmail
7 / It is passed through a 2nd room when the 1:30 had elapsed and that you thought you finally liberated (and will pocket the $ 150 that they owe you) to see you again accosted by a salesperson 2nd
8 / It's finally time to recover the cash (and after you have done anything like insult someone you were "not nice" just because-as you politely refuse to pay $ 10,000) you hear "I Do not Have cash anymore, I Will Give You Some vouchers"! WHAAAAATT?? course we do not accept and we ended up leaving with $ 150 tickets at $ 5!

2 questions then:
- how many times the Wyndham he oversteps the laws protecting customer?
- do you know to whom can I complain to the U.S.?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

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CentralParkement Votre


P o Following up my long article about Central Park, here's the best of my photos taken this same morning (yeah, did you saw, I returned to you uh .. and for fun too)!


Ci-cons a sax player in the park ... quiet atmosphere ... magic!


One small alleys charming

The famous carriage ride with his coachman


The fountain located at the height of 72nd st

. .. and the Boathouse hidden behind trees

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

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Un peu d'oxygene!

C ela been a while that I want to talk about Central Park, and since I'm still amazed that aprem wandered on the banks of the 5th Avenue and Central Park, it is time to write this page.


Indeed, in summer and winter , Central Park, the "lungs" of NY. There's so much to ay, starting with a walk and admire the architecture Park (completely built by the man at the end of the nineteenth century, from A to Z), enjoying the silence , and breathable air (pure?) reminiscent of our good old campaigns.

But Central Park is also the lieu parfait pour faire son Yoga , jogging ou tour de velo matinal; ou adherer a la rollerskate'team -ces danseurs qui ont l'air fous, mais qui feraient presque envie! Ne passez pas non plus a cote de son zoo immortalise par Madagascar .

En ete , c'est le lieu ou les artistes aiment se produire sur la scene centrale en exterieure; et le philharmonic orchestra offers usually annually 1 or 2 concert nights on Great Lawn "Great Lawn" .
In winter, you'll find perhaps the skiers (this had happened in March 2006 after the snow storm: it was as if all New York had given appointment for skiing or snowboarding in the park!) and surely the skaters who find themselves on the south side of the park to skate to music in a film set!

Finally, Central Park would not be without Central Park its Boathouse "house boats" charmantissime place which I can not get tired to enjoy a hot chocolate in a leather armchair (or is sinking, sinking ..) in winter , and drink a aperitif meet boats in summer.
Plan + +: consider the Boathouse for a memorable dinner , meal overlooking the lake where the lights are reflettent NY! Romanticism and appeasement ga-ran-ti!

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

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Vos pauses boulot favorites


So here are the results of the survey work on your favorite breaks:
- 50% of you is a fan of coffee / gossip
- 25% prefer above all the break characters email / Facebook
- 25% declare not have no job right now

What is interesting finally, is to see that not only can we take our famous coffees breaks the views of everyone and all honor ("Socialization at work is that right ?)... but breaks emails characters / Facebook, etc ... are nevertheless of daily breaks ... and minutes that we are officially paid a. .. networker!
You do not agree? Bah want, and you are or as we speak?

Next poll: morning when your hardest?
We're all in the same case, are likely to reply!

Monday, March 2, 2009

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Hello all, um after 5 days of radio silence, I'm back on vacation ...! Finally I do not know if I'm really on vacation, but it looks in terms of schedule.
Yes, last week was my last week at work (I remember I was working for a French brand of perfume) busy week in pots and other departures farewell lunches. I make smart, but I was very touched by the reaction of my EUMS teams.

short, between my evenings with colleagues and office mates Farewell Party leaving NY (you notice there is one every two weeks now ?!!), week has been busy in output.

aprem here we are Monday - the first day of three weeks I have left - to start a check list of things to do before you leave. Not complicated, but it always takes longer than you might think (RDV banker resignation telephone, health club ,...). And here I am a little more available to share with you my tips from New York ... and blogger!

The final plan dated blogger: the book Juliette Powell Social Networking on the famous " 33 Million People In The Room " / How to create, influence, and Run a Successful Business with Social Networking.
From $ 11.95 on Amazon , it is quite sufficient factual and precursor to be interesting from beginning to end. I just order it online, follow.

And finally, never without my To Do list more than necessary these days!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

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A BREAK?


The story takes place at the home of a bureaucratic center. Bernard, Laurence and Yvonne briefly discussed after lunch.

Yvonne: That's ... criiiiise
Bernard: Ah yes, I see that in the company where I work, the architectural market collapses. More control in cabinetmaking, more control in carpenters, no nothing! Everything is in the process of farting.
Laurence (by triturating nervously to a lock of hair): Oh, the Dom-Tom, there it goes ...
Bernard: But what happens in the Dom-Tom, is what will happen tomorrow in France, companies are not hiring more. More work, more commands that you want! I see that as a kind of mini-civil war. Where I work, there are only commands safes! Buy old gold-bottom for storage. I have a friend who said the United States, people are buying land greenfield land to build bunkers, just as in "Mad Max", you know? I think ... But I'm not the kind of guy pessimistic, not really, but I think it goes to a scenario like that.
Yvonne: Oh, you go a bit much anyway ...
Bernard: Well, you know I talk about my account that breaks the mouth, you see that there are boxes in early 2000, in com ', telephony etc. ... bah and they were hiring ten people to do the same thing. And these ten people did not even address themselves to a requested service.
(Yvonne and Laura remain skeptical. They are the two secretaries in charge of communication the company, they feel a bit concerned.)
Bernard: Anyway, I say that, I say nothing, moreover, I must return to my sheep! On that note, good afternoon!

Mademoiselle Riposte!

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Sunday morning, the phone rings at 10:30. B is: "I skate, you coming?"


After four years without setting foot on a board, I zapped it was one of the coolest things in the world. For a long time skateboarding had lost its nobility probably because of the mass media, rich kids, small poufs, skate brands herself who wanted to make money, it had become a fashionable dress. Everyone wore enormous pairs of Globe, so ugly that they looked like tanks. Everyone listened to crappy punk melodic and music industry suspected the money was done with a tube called atrocious "sk8ter boy". Agony, agony. And then one day the little rich and small poufs have turned rock n'roll, and it is replaced by skinny jeans and baggy soup with another soup. And whoever said love skateboarding was regarded as a nerdy and good for him.

Years 90-2000 were perversion skate, the guys began to invent tricks (figures) for ultra balèze grandstanding kind of cheerleaders on the bench. People have become idiots. Basically you were not technical, not undermined et t'avais un matos perave : t'étais naze!

La belle époque du skate, c'était celle de Natas Kaupas, des Z Boys et bien sur de Marty dans Retour vers le Futur. L'époque où c'était juste cool. Oui cool, mais si les graffitis "Locals Only" fleurissaient sur les palissades et que les bagarres entre bandes alimentaient les faits-divers des journaux, c'était super rock n'roll! D'ailleurs si tu tombes sur le documentaire "Dogtown and Z boys" tu verras la genèse du skate en images. C'est assez dingue, les planches sont rudimentaires : le bois c'est du vulgaire contre-plaqué, et on dirait même que les trucks ont été piqués sur des patins à roulettes. Les mecs se repeignent banana between two slides before they go surfing at Venice Beach, with the bottom of the atmosphere Straitjackets.


Mademoiselle Riposte!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

My Roots Are Lighter Than My Hair

P'tit sondage: Vos plats d'hiver preferes


Here are the results of the survey that you've been 11 to respond!

the question "What is your favorite winter dish? ," you are:
- 60% be a fan of the squeegee (myself included)
- 20 % tartiflette addicts
- 10% addicted to cheese fondue
- and when even 10% said not love cheese .

So basically, you all have a new gift idea that statistically speaking, and if that does not meet the recipient, devrait satisfaire tous ses proches: un appareil a raclette!

A noter que la seconde majorite d'entre vous aime les fromages qui puent tel que le reblochon bien present dans la tartiflette .
La fondue savoyarde quand a elle se voit delaissee avec le comte et le beaufort qui l'accompagnent.

Au passage quelques sites de cuisine sympas:
http://www.marmiton.org dont la celebrite et la richesse de l'information no longer has to prove
http://cuisine.elle.fr site of Elle Magazine
http://www.meilleurduchef.com for its readability and its interactivity

Have your say, join the new online poll: "Your break favorite job"
Results in one week!

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Euh..semaine relax!

Friday, February 13, 2009

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IS NOT IN MY LITTLE YOU!

Here is a list a little risky potentially interesting events of the month. You think that I am sorry to eclipse the grotesque air guitar contest. Albeit for Sprout t-shirts vintage metallica there's no better spot.

Friday, February 13: The top is the concert Vivian Girls, Lucy & the Popsonics and The Flying at Point FMR + aftershow at Feline . It is also the launch of the 7th number Keith in New York Club , Paris with The Yolks, Mr. Soap and Shaaades in the djs, you bet they spend their new album taxi girl?
Super! Love my squats the Social Club with Duke Dumont, Dat Politics, Bullion and Goldie Locks.
Saturday, February 14: singles, then go fuck the area with the Black Lips + Ponytail to Leather and finish with a flourish, should I say 'branchééé' chez Régine for no Valentine's Day with Racket and Cover Mystery Jets . For
more peaceful there Amazing Baby @ Golden Arrow . They are buddies Mgmt, do not ignore them you might be scratching the number of Andrew.
not forget to Flash Cocotte The Java , that happiness with Mary Poppers, Corrine, Typist et cetera et cetera ellipsis. Meanwhile
transpire at the Rennes Nerds Can Dance # 4 in front of the live Radioclit, Fulgeance and Nile to Ubu.
Wednesday, February 18 : RDV Rock Backstage with The Beyonders and The Draytons , not bad if I move Ra Ra Riot + + Koko von Napoo Revolver @ Golden Arrow (not interesting but there are some who like so I do not prohibit.)
BUT Thursday, February 19 : Project: Komakino, Frustration, Factory Floor in the same place. Otherwise there is a
Rade somewhere in Paris. It's always fun to see drunken girls dancing on the Bavaria r'n'b standards at the bottom of a PMU. And the beer is cheap.
Friday, February 20 : Kitsune Maison 2 with La Roux, We Have Band, Two Door Cinema Club (too cute), and David E Sugar to Leather . It is well mais c'est cher alors je vais plutôt au Backstage voir The Neat, Guilt Pursuit et The Valets , c'est british ça fleure bon le bacon et les winklepickers.
Mais aussi : Gang Gang Dance au Point FMR , ça tue.
Mardi 24 fév. : The War On Drugs aux Nuits de l'Alligator à la Maroquinerie , ouahhh.
Mais j'aimerais mieux être au bar de l' Ubu dans ce cher Rennes puisque l'Inrocks Indie Club nous apporte Friendly Fires sur un plateau d'argent. Il y aura aussi Secret Machines, Twisted Whee l et NagNagNag .
Mercredi February 25 : Evening Rock Is Dead? the Golden Arrow , I mean cute and fifteen English well undermined per square meter. But because there were deserted Wavves to Mech. What
spot, I forgot Laurence Wasser to Mirror. And then Social Club made its Antisocial like every Wednesday, this time with Shitdisco, and Silvouplay Special Ed. But we do not care, because Tim Burgess is behind the turntables of the lives of Regine after Rodeo Massacre and Tatianas .
Thursday, February 26 : mope dj set on April 77 at Motel, Strip fitters, but there's a punk live two blocks away, at the Mech. It's called Teenage Bottle Rocket Joinnie and if my girlfriend goes there, that means it's really crazy.
Friday, February 27 :
Saturday, February 28 : Artrocker night with Nelson, Micron 63 , then Crocodile Team and Relou Krew the decks, Golden Arrow . The problem is that I have not found after.
And the day the Lord will be with friends at the Centre Pompidou to launch entryism # 1. But what but what? Go and check it out ---> http://www.entrisme.com/

And then March 10 I spotted the live Blurt (iiiihhh! to !!!!) the Arrow , this place is decidedly cool. Jute should revise downwards the price of consos and change the team physios who react allergic to anything that has more than one gram in five arteries. In these cases you can still type a simper or scandal, seen as your approach reminds them of Bambi's first steps it is better to look elsewhere. Otherwise you can always climb the gate. Tested and approved.

Candy.

Monday, February 9, 2009

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Rennes, an evening of many ...



Rennes, I have a hangover. So I bade my heart aches. It may be bored tonight friends, run fast to market booze buy a pack, it is almost 20 hours. We go to the other, ok! A concert? A bar? An evening selector? A concert? A bar? An evening selector?

Yeah cool group ... but the guitar amp is set wrong ... Have you seen the Arsouilles bar? Damn I'm afraid ... I slab, oh no not a kebap, I want an evening project selector with a garage band bidulle owl that might make sense ... Oooh thank you for beer, you want a shooter. Two "French kiss" please. Ok pals are at the party selector thing, ok here we go. What is this fucking alley full of piss, oh it stings the nose from 23H here. I even broke a heel. yeah yeah. You got a light? No sorry. Oh crap what is this drunk bum? Oh yuck, it smells crust! We will nab the 8-6 to the home after the Arab-so? OK, the bar is already closed, hello, are you? hello, okay? hello, okay? hello, okay? hello, okay? hello, okay? so cool, after in-so, not because it is punctured it working tomorrow, all right with me, no problem with cons the weird guy there, he has not. Yes you can bring stuff and stuff.

Damn, it's already 1 hour, then call apero thingy. Dizzy, all piled on a sofa, dead bodies piled on the table "lack" of IKEA. I have more shit fag, you can do without one? Ah ah ah doe was crossed with a chick ... Well too bad, some friends are already asleep on the settee, there is a pajama party? Ok, ok, ah ah ah you vomit in a bag? rather takes the lavatory, that fear less ... Oh no, the kitchen rather than as a guy who peed in one of the bathroom ... Why do they shut themselves up at three in the toilet? I am naive, I ... Bah why he used the powder. Turn down the music, please, the neighbors will still yell, last they called the cops. Oh no, do not beat the neighbors, oh shit, it already has ... What is this badge, oh yeah it is ... Too bad I forgot tomorrow. Bah why did you return? Ok, ok .. Well I want to sleep ... I sleep where bah pionce there, yeah sorry it's not that great. Bah why you bleed, you fought ok ... but why, oh it was a head con ... Too bad, it sucks your stories ... Bah I'm no better either. Good sleeping, ok ...

Oh, it's day ... I still have alcohol in his blood, do not you? No, You've busted? Seriously, I thought not ... I no mug, there's that ugly here. Who wants a good coffee? Oh you're a thrasher, you you still drink beer? I'm hungry ... A tip? No thank you, I stopped ... Another day wasted ... too bad I'm unemployed and in any college is blocked ... As you say so, Rennes 2, it's still the holidays ... Oh yeah tonight there such and such group who play there. You going? Ok I'll go with you, it seems that it's worth it though it's not really my style, but good. I pass your house aperitif at 19 hours that suit you? Ok, this chic, I call the guys are going well splurge like the other day, when it was already??

Miss Riposte!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

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Pause. Play.


p'tits zgegs Hey, I rummaged through my myspace friends and I selected


1 / clubber for a piece before the Pc

Gentlemen Drivers: 2042 LA Dreams

2 / a piece to be cut objectives so shoegaze post-GDR

1000 Robota: Wir Bauen Eine Neue Stadt

3 / and a song for the dreamers who like to bare all in dunes:

Yussuf Jerusalem: Greetings From Novi Sad


"How it is that links myspace? You can not download? Oh the bitch."


Candy.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

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Late Of The Pier, La Maroquinerie, January 26 09.

Late Of The Pier play online and so near the scene they fail to break the figure fifteen times. It must be said that with the baby-chip hysterical swarming into the pit is not an easy thing to stay in place. Besides, the singer finally throw himself, as he is viciously grabbing the crotch by a mini-me who did not even sexual consent. Finally, I told myself that when you get tips on stage with a look of sleepover must not be surprised that we have wanted to put you in bed.
I interviewed at the exit, it went something like this:
"So what you thought of the concert?
- Wow, that was really cool!
- You knew the album a bit?
- Yeah, okay, I'm Late for over a year but I had never seen, they are ultra-exciting musically on stage I mean.
- So disappointed not?
- Nah, not too much. "And there will
whether I I wanted to do interesting or anything but I said something stupid, like,
"The little guy in the sequined sweater synths, who has a head girl when he dances it looks Nikola Sirkis in the 3rd sex clip but uh ... under LSD.
- Uh ... ok. Otherwise I have seen many people who have not liked the mess in the pit, that thee not bother you?
- Me? You're kidding. This is normal, you're forced to shake it on a sound like, uh-mode ... convulsive jerk, you know.
- Absolutely. Something else to add?
- Yeah, I think you're super cute. "

Candy.